You know what I love?!? Albino old guys named Eugene, Hepatitis B & C (A’s cool with me), and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…
Let us begin with Friday evening. It was late Friday night and a few of us went to Shortcakes. Shortcakes is a 24 hour diner that tends to every demographic amongst Stillwater, and how!! It was late and Cole, Stacia, Scott, Ashlie, along with myself all went to Shortcakes to eat (except only two of us ate). It was a good time for me being the fifth wheel, but not knowing this at the time. We met this old guy named who was dubbed Eugene by Stacia. Eugene is this crazy old guy that has a distinct look to him that reminds me of Powder (you know, that 1994 box office hit) with a slight resemblence of Courtney Love. How that works out you may ask, I don’t know exactly. This guy was talking loud but not really carrying conversation with anyone, and his words were not very distinguishable from moans and growns that came from him ever so often. The reason why I love this guy is that he is so friendly… he gave me a pat on the back and I’m pretty sure he eye humped the hell out of me too. Gotta love ’em!!
I don’t really love any of the hepetitis… (What is the plural of that!?!?) Though I do enjoy the company of Tetanus every now and then. It’s a fun game we like to play… “Avoid Tetanus.” Scott always wins though.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was a group back in the day with Mark Wahlberg, Scottie Gee, Hector the Bootie Inspector, DJ-T, and Ashey Ace. Mark Wahlberg is freakin’ awesome. I love “Rockstar,” the movie and his most recent, “Four Brothers.” “Boogie Nights” wasn’t his best, but still mentionable. We went and saw “Four Brothers” last night and it had everything you could ask for in a movie like that. It had violence, bloodshed, a touching back story that was overshadowed by the sound of gun blasts, and it had ANDRE 3000. It was gooooood….